Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
Toothless - mumblefox - takes my son Hiccup for a flight at Emerald City Comicon!
Check out that grin. This right here made his life!
Toothless costume by the amazing Mumblefox
Hiccup costume (and Hiccup) by www.Facebook.com/OddTogs/
tHIS iS jUS—
BeYonD tHE cUTE-nEsS!!!
THE KID EVEN HAS HICCUP’S COLOR HAIR!
*SNUGGLES BABY HICCUP*
Full image here.
Response to a reader’s question I drew during downtime on my business trip…when I should have been sleeping. I ought to have left cactus friend at home.
EDIT: It occurs to me only about four people know what that last part is about. Here’s a terrible semi-explanation.
185: Angry Cat
Spent 4 hours on an illustration for today’s post that I ended up scrapping. Not having a good drawing day so here’s an angry kitty. Sorry folks!
When I grow up I want to be Ming-Na Wen.
She’s the voice of Mulan, as if she wasn’t amazing enough.
She broke it with her fingers. Not a fist, her fingers.
Girl is 50 years old.
FIFTY. YEARS. OLD.
fun fact: When you break things with your hands like that you have t break your fingers on purpose before so that they heal stronger. So basically this woman is so badass she broke her hands just to do this.
You asshat, you’re making it sound like she snaps her fingers in half.
Martial artists like Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee (and yes, fucking Ming-Na Wen, that beautiful badass) will build up their bone strength by repeatedly (and fairly gently) striking sand, gravel, wood and steel - this creates tons of microfractures in their bones (smaller than even a hairline fracture) so the bones will heal over again and make the bones stronger and denser with increased deposits of calcium.
This has to be done over long-ass periods of time, so the bones have time to heal, and none of the fractures expand into actual breaks.
Oh, and she’s doing precise-ass kicks in HIGH HEELS.
she kicks ass like a coursing river
with all the force of a great typhoon